baby-scars:

yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules

(via hearinghavana)

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

(via youweremyhome)

ronaldreaganisdead:

rocks dont move and they are happy

(Source: nippled, via yuckier)

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

(via cameandwentz)

rhydonmyhardon:

oh so you’re into boys who don’t play by the rules huh? * bites into string cheese stick without peeling* mmm taste the rebellion 

(via davidisbeyonce)

witchpop:

you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly

(Source: mrscarterofficial, via davidisbeyonce)

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

(Source: estebansraybans, via mckaylamarnoney)

condorn:

i feel like i don’t need my spine. it’s holding me back.

(via yuckier)

spotifylistener:

when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there

(via fuckyeahtxtposts)

wiitangclan:

wiitangclan:

the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage 

apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you

(Source: tapdancers, via fuckyeahtxtposts)

esexist:

i wear gold chains under my turtle neck

(via yuckier)

porndirector:

i’m only gay to piss off old people

(via supernovaqirl)