yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
oh so you’re into boys who don’t play by the rules huh? * bites into string cheese stick without peeling* mmm taste the rebellion
you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there
the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you